"Did You Two Call Each Other? Hehehe."
Look, there are three primary colors, three major secondary colors, plus black & white (which I guess aren't considered actual colors)- that brings the count to 8. My success on the craps tables is enough for me to acknowledge I'm not Rain Man when is comes to calculating odds, however in a building with dozens or even hundreds of people working, even I can calculate that the odds of two people wearing a blue shirt on the same day are pretty decent.
There is no single piece of office humor more unfunny and yet unrelenting than the "Did you two call each other" followed by the light-heart laugh which falsely suggests the speaker has said something amusing. This knee-slapper is apparently as times as the road crossing chicken!
Sometimes this gets taken to even more idiotic level when one of the people wearing the same color provides positive affirmation to the original comment by showing visible awe and says something like, "I know! And I saw Jennifer earlier and she's wearing blue too!"
Also covered here is the equally stupid, "I didn't get the memo" crack from the individual who isn't wearing the same color as two other people in the hall at that moment.
Let's shed our neckties and our professional dignity- it's Friday!
There are many, many, many misinformed people who believe that teaching is an easy job and a profession that is chosen more for the time 'off' than anything else. Teachers seems to be constantly trying to defend the worth of their profession with people who work outside the field and disparage our work. Why the hell then would so many educators fight soooo hard to wear jeans at least once a week.
The notion that it's okay to dress unprofessionally 20% of the time (every Friday) is absurd and degrades our profession. When parents visit schools and see staff in jeans, t-shirts, shorts, sandals, and other ultra-casual dress items it reinforces the negative stereotypes that dog our profession. When the community is asked support schools through referendums, we want them to envision a classic professional, not someone who appears to be heading to Ribfest. It's considered a "white collar" profession for a reason.
Please note that the faded t-shirt with the elastic long gone from the neck line that just also happens to have your school logo on it also looks like total shit. Couching it as having school spirit is just bad rationalization. Take it off, maybe use it to dust, and then throw in the garbage.
This awesome clip from Curb Your Enthusiasm hits the nail on the head.
"I've only got a fifty."
This certainly isn't instructional, but after a long week I enjoy a social libation (or seven) with colleagues. Every school or district I've ever worked at has always had at least one guy who seems to never have anything but large bills when the check arrives. "Can ya get me?" Trust me dude, the bar can provide you change for that Jackson. Just toss it in there and watch the magic of modern mathematics take place.
Often times this person arrives a little late to give the impression they haven't been there long enough to warrant contribution to the tab of people who have been there from the beginning. They also usually have great taste. "Do you have Grey Goose?"
Installment one this mad rambling can be read here....